Pink Magic™
"So Chingon"
We had to make it Pink™
Super Anti-Catabolic / Anabolic /
Test Stimulator
Muscle Density - Strength - Vascularity - Hardening†
"What The s In These PinkPills
& How Can I Get More?"
Instant Underground Legend. Buzz
built so fast tabloids are jealous. Sorare, this may be the only box you ever
get your hands on. Pink Magic – SoChingon We Had To Make It Pink.
As legend has it, the Pink Magic
formula was sitting in CEO Jacob Geissler'soffice for over a year, untouched
& hidden, as it was delivered while he was away on business & was lost
in the shuffle...
Once discovered, product tester
extraordinaire Joe Simone was given a bottle and all was forgotten. Remember,
dozens, even hundreds of herbs are tested per year with just a select few
making the cut...
Then Joe's email hit our inbox –
"Ok, you guys need to come clean. What the%^*!'s in these pink pills &
how can I get more?" writes Joe "rapid vascularity, balloon-like
muscle fullness, crazy recovery, sick strength & a feeling like no-other.
Scale is going up and belt size going down."
And The Name USPLlabs Pink Magic Was
Born...
Could it really be this good? Joe is
brutally honest, but maybe he's a hyperresponder? Only one way to find out:
test!
Tests come back with flying colors.
PR's dropping like flies. Workout destruction like a hammer to a glass. Bodies
are changing, and Word is spreading about Pink Magic.
The ingredients are very rare, we
can't possibly make enough. But we have to, we owe it to our customers – how
could we ever sit on something this good?
Truth is, we couldn't. So we made as
much as we possibly could, but materials were scarce.
Warning: Pink Magic will sell out -
fast. It'll be out of stock until more is grown, harvested & packaged. So
stock up now, you've been warned.
GET THE FACTS:
WARNING: If you have ANY issue whatsoever with the color or
name Pink Magic, stop reading now. If you feel you’re just too cool, tough or
“manly”, this is not for you.
If the color pink in Pink Magic makes you uncomfortable (outwardly, of course –
we all know you play dress up when no one is looking – not that there’s
anything wrong with that) leave now, you simply won’t be able to handle this.
However, if you’re a rationale human being and can “handle” (and maybe even
enjoy) swallowing little pink pills that can help you crush workouts &
reach your goals, then read away – Pink Magic just may be your new favorite
color.

"The Look"
Let's face it, whether you're big, small, ripped, fat, smooth, sliced or
somewhere in between, your physique would skyrocket in "stature
& respect" if you were able to add dense muscle – cut to smithereens,
vascular and as full as a hot air balloon...
...I don't care if you're a buck 30 soaking wet or a solid 3 bills year
'round...
- Nothing takes your physique to the next level like adding dense muscle that's
lean and vascular with Pink Magic
. NOTHING.
This is commonly referred to as "The Look" – lean & vascular,
yet dense, full muscle development...
Unfortunately, it's unbelievably difficult to accomplish naturally, that’s
where Pink Magic comes in to play...

USPlabs Pink Magic
Instant Underground Legend. Buzz built so fast tabloids are jealous. So
Bad Ass We Had To Make It Pink.
Like A Lost Treasure Chest
As legend has it, the Pink Magic formula was sitting in CEO Jacob Geissler's
office for over a year, untouched & hidden, as it was delivered while away
on business & lost in the shuffle...
Once discovered, USPlabs employee/product tester extraordinaire & workout
freak Joe Simone was given a bottle and all was forgotten...
...Remember, dozens, even hundreds of herbs are tested per year with just a
select few making the cut...
Then Joe's email hit our inbox – "Ok, you guys need to come clean.
What the %^*!'s in these Pink Magic Pills & how can I get more?"
writes Joe "rapid vascularity, balloon-like muscle fullness with real, all
day pumps, great recovery, crazy strong & a feeling like no-other."
...And the name USPlabs Pink Magic was born...
Could Pink Magic Really Be THIS Good?
Joe is brutally honest & he does train like a madman with his eating on
point, but maybe he's a hyper-responder?
Only one way to find out: test!
Tests come back with flying colors. PR's dropping like flies. Workout
destruction like hammer to glass…
But there's one MAJOR problem...
...this year's harvest has passed so legit ingredients are tough to come by. We
can't possibly make enough to satisfy everyone...
Critical Harvest Time of Pink Magic
In order to get the most out of an herb, it must be harvested at its
peak...
It's the same reason why fruit & vegetables look & taste better when
their in-season...
No one ever talks about this, but it's critical when dealing with herbs...
Must Find A Way
Even though it's in short supply, we have to bring Pink Magic to market, we owe
it to our customers – how could we ever sit on something this good?
Truth is, we couldn't. So we made as much as we possibly could, but materials
weren't in large supply...
So, instead of waiting 6-9 months so we had enough to supply the world, we say
screw it, let's make as much as we can and let the chips fall where they may...
USPlabs
Pink Magic Breakdown
Pink Magic contains just a few key ingredients done right,
not the kitchen-sink approach or sprinkled prairie-dust to try and make the
formula look better...
USPlabs Pink Magic ingredients:
Nelumbo nucifera (stem and leaves) and Rhamnus nakaharai (stem)
These plants have a wide range of
potentially exciting properties...
Certain compounds present in these plants have been shown in animal models to
inhibit various subtypes of phosphodiesterase, an enzyme (technically, a class
of enzymes) which degrades cAMP (cyclic adenosine monophostphae) and cGMP
(cyclic guanosine monophosphate), cyclic nucleotide molecules which serve
important roles in the human body (2).
By inhibiting these different subtypes of phosphodiesterase, cAMP and cGMP
levels can be increased in different tissues where various beneficial effects
can be seen.
First, by inhibiting the cAMP-phosphodiesterase in skeletal muscle, it is
thought that an anti-catabolic effect can be seen by suppressing
calcium and ATP-dependent proteolysis, a mechanism that is shared by compounds
like clenbuterol (3-10).
By increasing intracellular cAMP in skeletal muscle and the consequential
decrease in calcium and ATP-dependent proteolysis, a net positive protein
balance may occur in muscle…
This is a rarely-exploited natural
anti-catabolic/anabolic pathway...and a VERY exciting one to say the
least...and we aren't even close to being done...
Potential Fat Loss Too?
Furthermore, by increasing cAMP in fat cells, lipolysis (fat breakdown)
can also increase…
In fact, animal model studies and traditional Asian medicine have noted this
exact thing, demonstrating increased lipolysis and anti-obesity properties
(11-13).
That's Not All Folks – More MOA's
Amino & Glucose Transport
In addition to these effects, by inhibiting other subtypes of phosphodiesterase
a vasodilatory effect can occur, allowing for increased amino acid and
glucose transport to skeletal muscle (2,14-17).
Pumped To The Gills While Cutting?
In addition, the Pink Magic vasodilatory effect can potentially lead to greater
"pumps" and the feeling of fuller muscles, while also potentially
increasing lipolysis (2,18).
Keeps Going Like That Bunny
Unlike various nitric oxide (NO) products which can lose their effectiveness
over time, these compounds will not do so.
Synergystic with Nitric Oxide Products?
In fact, these compounds may prevent N.O. products from losing their
effectiveness in the first place (19-23).
Additionally, these compounds may even increase or potentiate the effects
of nitric oxide products(24).
How so, you ask?
Well, to answer that, we must look at how the beloved nitric oxide (N.O.)
molecule allows for vasodilation and the subsequent benefits...
N.O. is involved in the NO/guanylyl (guanylate) cyclase/cyclic GMP-dependent
cascade...
In effect, it is thought that the N.O. molecule works by binding to and
activating soluble guanylyl (guanylate) cyclase, which in turn catalyzes the
formation of cGMP from guanosine triphosphate (GTP).
Once the previously mentioned second messenger, cGMP accumulates
intracellularly in the given cell/tissue type (in this case smooth muscle),
activation of cGMP-dependent protein kinase (protein kinase G or PKG) occurs
and eventually leads to vasodilation, in this particular case.
So, again, how might Pink Magic prevent N.O. products from losing their
effectiveness and possibly even potentiate their effects?
Well, it appears that one mechanism behind the reduction of N.O.'s
effectiveness is an increase in the activity of cGMP-phosphodiesterase, which
as we discussed earlier, is responsible for degrading cGMP...
Since the body can't stop you from ingesting compounds designed to increase
N.O., it does the next best thing by increasing the expression of enzymes
designed to reduce the downstream effectiveness of N.O....
In effect, it decreases levels of cGMP and thus reduces the level of
vasodilation and other potential benefits...
However, since Pink Magic contains compounds known to inhibit cGMP
phosphodiesterase, this can not only work to prevent the decline in
effectiveness of N.O. products, it may even potentiate the effects of them
through the same mechanism...
You'll have that N.O. product working to increase cGMP levels, while the key
ingredients in Pink Magic may prevent the degradation of cGMP!
Yet, unlike most N.O. products, these compounds won't succumb to
decreased effectiveness through decreased cGMP levels.
Endurance
If this weren't enough, one may also notice an increase in resistance to
fatigue as a result of direct effect upon skeletal muscle (i.e., cAMP
accumulation in both type I [slow-twitch] and type II [fast-twitch] can result
in a resistance or decrease of fatigue) and the diaphragm; furthermore, by
increasing cGMP accumulation in other cell types, one can potentially increase
blood flow and the contractility of the heart, also resulting in greater
resistance to fatigue (14,25).
In other words, you may be able to bang out more reps!
Strong Like Bull
As if all that wasn't enough, the compounds in the product can also potentially
increase strength (26).
By inhibiting one of the phosphodiesterase subtypes, the contractility of
skeletal muscles is increased. It is thought that this is accomplished by
increasing therelease of acetylcholine at the neuromuscular junction while also
sensitizing itto acetylcholine.
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, Pink Magic is a Test Booster too?
Massularia Acuminata
At this point, it can't get much
better, can it? You bet your ass it can...
Massularia acuminata is a plant that has long been used in parts of
Africa as an aphrodisiac...
Recent evidence suggests that these aphrodisiac properties noted anecdotally in
humans, are due to the plant's ability to increase endogenous testosterone
levels.
In a study in animal models, an aqueous extract of the plant was shown to
increase serum luteinizing hormone and testicular testosterone levels by
approximately 66% and 60%, respectively, relative to controls,
after 3 weeks of administration in the highest dose group (1).
The increase in testosterone was found to be a dose-dependent effect,
increasing significantly with each dose escalation.
In addition, other androgenic markers also indicated that the plant was
effective in this regard, including a significant increase in
testes-bodyweight ratio.
The authors of the study concluded that the use of the plant as an aphrodisiac
is likely tied to its androgenic potential (i.e., ability to increase
testosterone levels), based upon these data gathered in an animal model.
All of these effects were demonstrated without any note of adverse
effects.
That's right, a potent natural test stimulator as an "added benefit"
- wow!
How do ya like them apples? Even if you hate apples, you're lovin' the sound of
this...
You
Better Bring Your "A" Game
I want to be perfectly clear: Pink
Magic isn't for dudes that train biceps 6 times per week and wouldn't know a
squat if it dropkicked them across the face...
Will Pink Magic give you a "sick pump bro" if you just blast guns
every day? Sure...
...But don't insult it like that. That's not why we
released it...
We released it because:
A. It's awesome
B. The feedback by dozens & dozens of testers screaming for
more after they ran it.
These were serious lifters who know their bodies & know when something is
working...
...Not some clowns with ILS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome in case you were
wondering)...
If you're offended by my last sentence, then tough cookies. Go drink some pump
juice and carry on with your Ron Burgundy-like concentration curls...